You're a Wizard

A few of the hundreds of emails I’ve received over the last 5 years from children around the world who believe that the website I made would really take them to Hogwarts. Sorry guys. 2004 signups and counting.

11 Jul 2020

Hello dear mam, I will have to ask my father about it and will tell you very soon, but first can you tell me if it is okay for me to study in your university as i am from a country called pakistan, Can you plz tell me the fee I have to pay and if you will be providing a room for me to stay as I am an international student can I bring a smartphone? and as said before I will confirm and email you my final decision, your sincerely, Zoha

Zoha, Who Wanted to Bring Her Smartphone